May 2013
boycourt:
i want to tell you guys a gross thing but its super gross…
oh my god
okay when i was like 15 i jizzed in a styrofoam cup when i jacked off in my computer room and i would just leave the cup under the table and re-use it for like days before throwing it out and that’s why the room smelled like jizz jesus i can’t believe I’m posting this on the internet
blazedmostdays:
everyone
can just like
go die
or love me
which ever is fine
but there is no in between
April 2013
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
